I am Ethan Struby '10, and I have way too much free time.
According to Walter:
Ethan Struby '10 is a current Grinnellian from Kansas who has been voted 'the sexiest man on campus' two years in a row. He enjoys sweater vests, gloves, puppies, long walks on the (Forum) beach, and clubbing baby seals. Ethan is also a teetotaler, although this is due more to doctor's orders than his own choice: in high school, Ethan was known in the Kansas debate circuit for being a raging, and at times, abusive drunk. Unfortunately, the rumors were all too true, and by his senior year of high school, Ethan's excesses had spiraled out of control, much like a B-list rockstar on Vh1's 'Behind the Music.' Ethan finally hit rock bottom--unfortunately, his liver also turned to rock because of advanced cirrhosis. Fortunately, thanks to the 'mysterious' death of a transient man in Kansas City, Ethan was given a second liver and a second chance at life. Ever since, Ethan has tirelessly devoted his time, energy, and at times, body, to advancing Amish awareness on the Grinnell campus.